Dia Zero

Wow!!!
What a hectic Day Zero!
First of all the flight to Minneapolis was boring. No food, no movie makes J an unhappy little dude. The flight seemed to last forever, which is strange because i've been on many much longer ones. I fell asleep for about 10 mins and woke up feeling like it had been 3 hours or so. I was refreshed but that feeling soon disappeared after i found out that i still had many hours to go until i arrived in Minneapolis. What I should have done is slept through Minneapolis. What a flat, dry looking brown scene that was. I hate to prejudge, but i have never been so disappointed to see another city before. It was like a big brown pool table surrounding a moderate sized city centre. Anyways, the airport was good, i have to say. The way out was even better though. Our flight to Acapulco was awesome. There was about 10 people on board so i got a whole row to myself. The crossword puzzle kept me occupied for a little while, and then i slept until arrival. Don't worry, there was nothing to see outside my window, except for brown hills (yeah!).
Customs was the easiest and friendliest i've ever had the pleasure to experience. The taxi ride was straight outta Crazy Taxi (the videogame). Keep an open mind, i thought. Our hotel is SWEEET! Three giant Aztec-themed pyramidesque buildings; 5 pools; the sand; the surf. What
more could i want?